cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

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upallnightogetloki:

yug0:

catbountry:

deadwaves13:

did-you-kno:

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This made me cringe so fucking hard

BEES? IN MY VAGINA?

bees in the trap

bees in the trap

upallnightogetloki:

yug0:

catbountry:

deadwaves13:

did-you-kno:

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This made me cringe so fucking hard

BEES? IN MY VAGINA?

bees in the trap

bees in the trap

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dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

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When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

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carlspistol:

american horror story: freakshow episode one

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seeminglycurious:

Lord please save us all

seeminglycurious:

Lord please save us all

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scientifrick:

happy october

scientifrick:

happy october

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