(Source: crrabs, via s-o-m-f)

mind-gardenn:

willowbambi:

so lovely

Toad: “This is MY mushroom”

(Source: myendlesswinter, via wiccainvocation)

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

(via toolazytolive)

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youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

(via ruinedchildhood)

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth, via gayshit420)

(Source: endthymes, via penisandferb)

asfa-riyaz:

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”
- Imam Ali (a)
Everything you love is here

asfa-riyaz:

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

- Imam Ali (a)

Everything you love is here

(Source: kristina-neumann, via lexis-lesbi-honest)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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